Awkward - Season 4 Finale Recap

Oh, my God! This had to be one of the best finales of Awkward ever. Okay, maybe not ever, but it was pretty close! Bravo to the writers for making me disdain a TV character with so much passion.

The finale was broken up into two back-to-back episodes, and the first episode started off with the senior class taking their senior ski trip. Matty and Eva are all cuddled up, Jake and Lissa are looking too friendly, Val is going overboard, like she always does, Tamara and Jenna are trying not to look at Matty and Jake, and oh, yeah, Jenna's parents are on the trip, as well. While on the bus, Matty tells Sadie to pretty much back off of his relationship with Eva and Sadie snaps. And by snap, I mean, attacks Eva and eventually gets kicked off the bus for the trip. When they get to the slopes, Tamara ditches Jenna and she's all alone, until Luke magically comes out of nowhere! So she's all giddy now, but all of her giddiness stops once she's about to get on the ski lift and Eva trips her, causing her to miss the lift with Luke. Eva takes her place and Jenna is stuck with Matty.

Pretty Little Liars - Season 5 Ep. 1 Recap

Yeah, that's right--I'm a PLL fan too! This show annoys me so much but I've been watching this since I graduated high school and I've read ten books out of the entire series, and I have invested way too much time to quit this show, dammit! I feel like we're never going to figure anything out, and when we do find out who A is, I'm going to be pregnant with my first child. But this show is like crack and I'm so glad I have my weekly fix...even though I get pissed off and annoyed beyond belief each and every week.

Okay, so after that crazy finale, (I'm still mad at Hanna for not SHOOTING A!) we're back, and we see Ezra getting wheeled off in the ambulance. Aria wants to go, but the girls agreed that they need to step back before they look even more suspicious. And while the ambulance is driving away, we see A on top of it. Oh, my God--I laughed so hard! I died, came back to life, and died all over again. That has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen on this show. Well, besides Toby looking all gangsta in jail.

The girls split up, because you know, that's ALWAYS a good thing to do when you have a stalker after you. They devise some type of scheme to get A away from Ezra and Aria. The girls spot A at the hospital wearing some weird mask and I just have to ask: why hasn't anyone noticed this creep walking around town looking like this? A needs a life or a new hobby. They have way too much time on their hands. Anyway, the girls end up trapping A at some park, but then a whole bunch of As come out of nowhere and I'm just confused as hell. First, I don't even know how their planned work, and second, what's with the A flash mob?

Awkward - Season 4 Ep. 8 & 9 Recap

So here I am with TWO Awkward recaps this week, and only because I skipped episode 8 last week. I was busy finishing up some work and then I had to put out a new video on YouTube and it was just a MESS. But I'm back and ready to start recapping these shows for ya, especially since next week is the season finale! Time flies, doesn't it? It feels like it was just yesterday I was mentally cussing Jenna out for sleeping with Matty. Ah, good times. Anyhow, let's get to it!

Episode 8

I'll be real--it wasn't that great. Jenna thought Luke was cheating on her when she and Tamara decide to surprise him at his dorm, and saw a girl on top of him, massaging his back. Come to find out, it's his friend and the girl is a lesbian. Tamara ends up sleeping with the girl, or at least that's what was implied. Jake and Matty are stuck in jail and when they try to get in contact with Jenna, she ignores the call because the number is blocked. Eva goes to Jenna for help to get them out of jail and Jenna helps her out, but Eva tells Matty that Jenna didn't want to help them at all. If anything, this episode just made me want to slap Eva through the TV. I mean, I always get the urge to slap her, but my pimp hand was feeling pretty damn strong last week. I give that episode a solid 4.

Episode 9

Now, this episode definitely made up for last week. I actually found myself walking out of the room at one point. I know, I know--drama queen.